Office Demons is a subsidiary of The Carlton Bankers global multi-conglomerate. A foundation of the greatest giga gamers to ever hit the scene on cs_office. Founded in 1984, we do not mess around. Ever. We do not like jokes. We do not swear. We do not even allow you on Office Demons!

We are an exclusive group -- like the Freemasons, just without all of the weird robes and old wrinkly creepy guys. We are the symbol of awesome. A paragon for gamers all over the world (mostly the United States of America). We are the exemplars of what it means to artificially boost our ranks on a single, niche Counter-Strike map that you probably didn't mean to queue for.

Here at Office Demons we aren't gullible, we don't fall for that "pseudo-science" bullcrap. Hell, we don't even use conventional science! All of our methods and practices are made from scratch. Every dollar we make is from freedom-loving Carlton Bankers such as yourself donating to our foundation here at Office Demons.

Because at Office Demons, we Counter-Strike GO!

 

Our famous founder, Carlton Banks, on TIME magazine.

cs_office can't just pillage itself, y'know. Here's a roster of our men wanted on several state-sponsored law enforcement agencies.

Arush is the original visionary for cs_office. After leaving Valve, he was petty enough to found the Carlton Bankers and monopolized his rightful intellectual property through the Office Demons.

Alex is often regarded as one of the more genetically inferior demons due to his poor intuition. But sometimes he's funny.

Originally, Fabian was not a member of the Office Demons, but constantly found ways to join our games. After showing up to one of the demons' houses located at ██████ ██ ████, he was reluctantly given the title as an official member. 

Gavin is a diversity hire brought in by executives once Google, NVIDIA, Corsair, and Microsoft all became sponsors for Office Demons in a bid to monopolize cs_office games.

goofball23 was found inside one of St. Jude's nursery rooms. Alex and Arush took him under the guise of Social Services agents. When asked about their true intent, they answered with "just let it happen bro it'll be funny I swear."

JDSammy's identity still remains a mystery to most of the Demons, but his UK connections allow our operation to span across the North Atlantic, pillaging all middle-aged men who just want to reminisce about their old days and have some simple fun on an old Counter-Strike map, regardless of their geographical distance from Demons. 

Smith was a part of a POW exchange when the Office Demons clashed with the Russian Federation back in February of 2022. A professional backseat gamer by day and night, Smith is considered the Office Demons' weakest soldier.

uscnature is known to be mutli-racial and multilingual, which is great for saying all kinds of nasty slurs and horrible things to anyone regardless of their language or cultural barrier. As a multiethnic, uscnature is able to say these things scott-free because he's black or asian or mexican or something. We have not seen his real face, but we trust that he's totally brown or whatever.

Wence was picked up after he single-handedly defeated all of the Demons in a classical game of cs_office. He may as well be considered the Office Demons' secret weapon, as he isn't really seen too much in public eyes. But if you see Wence in-game, you better believe you're gonna get 9-0'd.

The Office Demons are always on the prowl. Here are the current opps that they are about to totally destroy right now!